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Hello and welcome to No—

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hold on a second.

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[clap clap]

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Hello and welcome to No Effort November,

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a series of videos for the month of November where I try my best to not try so hard.

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These days, it’s pretty trendy to turn on the lights by yelling out

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“howdy goolexa, turn on the lights!”

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and after a few data packets bounce back and forth between your house and the servers of who knows how many tech companies,

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yet more data packets eventually find their way to a light switch 
that has a Wi-Fi radio in it because why not

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and if you’re lucky and the stars align and you’re
still in the good graces of Daddy—

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it will turn on some lights.

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Or you could just do this.

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[clap clap]

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That not enough for you? How ‘bout this?

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[clap clap clap]

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Ooh! A different thing!

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That’s right, we’re talking about

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♫ The Clapper ♫

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Perhaps the original smart switch
(so long as you don’t count X10 which, for the record, I’m not),

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this classic gadget was brought to you by Joseph Enterprises,

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who also brought such classics to market as

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The ‘Ove’ Glove,

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the Chia Pet,

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and let’s not forget

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The Creosote Sweeping Log.

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I am not -

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I am not-

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I’m not kidding, by the way,

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these are all products made by the same company
and in hindsight that probably should have been obvious.

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Sadly, the Joseph behind Joseph Enterprises,
Joseph Pedott, passed away earlier this year but his legacy will surely live on.

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And I’ll help with that a tiny bit by expressing my honest opinion 
that the ‘Ove’ Glove is actually a great product

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(despite its rather ridiculous name)

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and gets my vote as the one of the best as-seen-on-TV things ever.

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But we’re not talking about the ‘Ove’ Glove today,
we’re talking about

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♫ The Clapper ♫.

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If somehow that’s not ringing a bell,

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and the gist of the intro escaped you,

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the Clapper is a little plug-in device
with a couple of switched electrical outlets.

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A microphone onboard listens for sharp bursts of sound energy,

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like someone clapping,

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and if it detects two claps in a row within a short timespan,
it will switch one of its electrical outlets on

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(or off if it was already on).

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The second outlet will respond to three claps,
allowing you to control two different things with one clapper.

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But wait! There’s more!

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The device features three different operating modes:

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two different sensitivities can be chosen for the clap on clap off function,

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and we’ll get to why that’s needed in a minute,

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and there’s also an “away” function which will turn on the lights for a brief duration whenever it detects any noise.

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This can be useful for, say, turning on a lamp as you enter your home

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or perhaps possibly deterring theft if the would-be burglar is
fooled into thinking someone just so happened to turn on a light

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at the exact moment they broke a window or opened a door.

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The clapper’s history is somewhat convoluted
as covered by my friend Ernie Smith over on Tedium.

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Joseph Pedott wasn’t so much of an inventor but a marketer 
who found interesting products and was really good at

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♫ se se se selling ♫

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them.

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In the case of the Clapper, its original inventors approached him with the product

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(which, according to this archived interview
they may have called the Great American Turnoff which…

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wow)

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and his company would go on to help get it patented.

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And also rename it something less weird.

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However, the original design was not super good.

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Built using very rudimentary logic circuitry,

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the original Clapper was way too sensitive and prone to being triggered accidentally.

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This would simply be an annoying behavior,

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but it was marketed as though it could be used for anything,

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including a television set.

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[Just plug in The Clapper and a television,
lamp, stereo, almost anything you want to clap on and off.]

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And since television sets are famous for making noises,

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not just through their loudspeakers
but perhaps clicky and clunky sounds as they power down,

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well the original Clapper could get stuck in a loop
where it repeatedly switched it on and off.

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Electronic devices generally don’t like
having their power repeatedly applied then taken away

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and the upshot was that it broke stuff.

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Not good!

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That, combined with a dispute between Joseph Enterprises and the original inventors,

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led to the hiring of Carlile R Stevens.

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His task was to make the clapper actually work somewhat goodly.

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Which he promptly accomplished with circuitry that was a little smarter.

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The Smart Clapper was released in 1987

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and it’s pretty much what this thing is.

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The idea was exactly the same, but with a control chip
that could actually discern different durations of noise

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as well as recognize the pacing of two discrete pulses.

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Or three for controlling a second device.

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This later version added LEDs to show when it detects a noise it thinks is a clap -

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and also when it rules out something as a non-clap.

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[Naah!

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Nuuhh?

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Eh-ehhh!

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Ehhhhehh!]

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This is useful for learning how best to use it -

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which, indeed, there’s a learning curve here.

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You wouldn’t think so, but there is. It’s…

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finicky.

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Let’s just put it that way.

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And that’s part of why it has two sensitivity settings.

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The LEDs help to show the threshold of noise with which it will react,

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and you might want more or less sensitivity
depending on where you place this thing

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and how tolerant you are to false triggers and/or hand pain.

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Inside we find a few surprises.

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Firstly, would you look at that,

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the contacts that engage with the plugs actually have bumps on them
to mate with the holes found on most US plugs.

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The first time I’ve ever actually seen this in use
and it’s in the friggin’ Clapper of all things.

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But, I suppose that extra bit of plug grabbiness is useful
since the plugs you plug into this will hang straight down.

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The second surprise is that what I thought were amber LEDs
to show the status of the switch

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are in fact the glass tips of neon indicators!

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen them used like this before and that’s a fascinating hack.

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But perhaps the biggest surprise in here is
the switching component they elected to use.

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These are triacs, the same solid-state switching devices
that gets used in dimmer switches

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to chop up the AC waveform and reduce the power available to light bulbs.

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In this case they’re being used as simple on/off switches
and aren’t chopping up the waveform,

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but to me they’re a very odd choice.

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They continued to market this thing as useful
for switching radios and television sets,

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and using a semiconductor component in-line
with the power supplies of those things feels risky

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both to the thing it’s controlling and the triac.

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They did protect the outlets with a fuse but I’m still puzzled by this,

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and purportedly some devices (like compact fluorescent light bulbs)
wouldn’t work with this Clapper or could be damaged by it.

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The rest of this, though, is pretty unremarkable.

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The control chip is hiding under this blob,
although it is interesting that it’s on a little daughterboard.

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I’ll bet this was a cost-cutting revision and that the original chip was in some sort of square component package.

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Then we have some support components to create
a power supply for the chip and the triacs,

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and of course we have the microphone to detect sound.

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Some versions of the Clapper also came with
a wireless remote control allowing you to use it without clapping.

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And if you’re thinking,

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doesn’t that defeat the point?

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Well… see here’s the problem.

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As clever as this idea is and as useful as it can be,

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it’s still far from perfect.

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It doesn’t know what a clap actually is,
it just responds to quick bursts of sound energy.

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[thump thump]

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So lots of things can trigger this accidentally -

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like, for instance, pets or children making noise as they play.

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Even things outside your home can trigger it.

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If you reduce the sensitivity, that can help alleviate false triggers

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but it means you gotta CLAP.

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The most effective thing, in my experience,
is to only use the three-clap side.

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But that reduces the functionality of the device

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and goes against the jingle which is devastating.

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Adding a remote control functionality to the
device was a pretty big admission that…

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it doesn’t work all that well.

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Now, in fairness, a different read would be that perhaps some folks
want to control the lights with The Clapper when others are asleep

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and two loud claps

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[clap clap]

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might wake somebody up.

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Adding a remote gives the best of both worlds
depending on need and situation.

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But it still doesn’t fix the problems with false triggers,
sore hands, and product incompatibility.

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It’s just a value add.

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Not necessarily a bad one, mind you,
but it does feel kind of antithetical to the point,

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at least to me.

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But, through the magic of fifteen years passing,

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I have a more modern version of the Clapper which fixes one of its problems.

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Rather than use triacs as the switching components,
this fella uses relays.

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That means it’s safe [asterisk] to control practically anything with this
(so long as it’s within the rated current)

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without worrying about it being damaged.

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The only downside is that now you’ll hear a click with each activation.

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But that’s not much of a downside.

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[click]

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[Asterisk] all the other weird quirks of this fella are still there, though,

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so while you can plug most anything into this without worrying
about that thing getting damaged by it,

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you could also plug in, like, a small space heater or a coffee maker

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or something that really should not be used unattended

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and since false triggers are a continuing problem,

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that would be very bad and unwise.

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To be fair, they warn explicitly against this on the device itself

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and they’ve left the rated wattage at 200 watts for each outlet.

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The relays they used are rated to handle 15 amps

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but this little fuse here, which I think is 4 amp but the label’s kinda hard to see,

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will put a stop to any funny business should you try it.

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Honestly I think the clapper is pretty much only useful for controlling lights
and the other use cases are pretty contrived.

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And apparently the makers now agree:

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the modern version no longer suggests a television would be a good fit

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(plus of course we don’t use TVs like we used to)

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and instead sticks to lights and Christmas lights.

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But at least now you can control any kind of light like LEDs driven by a power supply

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without worrying about damage being caused
by triacs letting noisy power through.

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And that’s The Clapper.

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Is it useful?

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Maybe.

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Is it a gimmick?

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Maybe.

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Does it work well?

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Maybe.

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Is it iconic?

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You betcha.

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That much I know for sure.

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They are still for sale should you decide to get your hands on one,

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but to be honest this one has been sitting in a box for years.

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They’re fun for a while but the novelty tends to wear off.

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But hey, maybe if you get one and buy a nice lamp for it,

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you’ll finally be convinced of the value of switched electrical outlets.

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But not, like, the British or Australian kind where there’s a switch on the outlet itself
to make sure the electrons don’t leak out or whatever the heck.

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Those are silly and redundant.

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Fight me.

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Kay bye!

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♫ aggressively smooth jazz ♫

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…by Joseph Enterprises, who also brought such classics to market -

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I forgot to get all the stuff ready!

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[a sing-songy throat clear]

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…and who knows how many servers.

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Ep- nope!

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…which will turn on the lights for a brief durATion whenever it detects any noise.

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I said duration pretty weirdly there. Too bad!

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That can be useful for, say, turning on a lamp as you enter your home.

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Or perhaps possibly deterring theft if the would-be burglar is fooled into thinking someone just so happened to hern…

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haa, well, two flubs in a row.

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And apparently the makers agree.

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The ma-- I forgot the box.

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[inhales]

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What a fakeout.

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I still can't quite get over that new logo.

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Like, I think it's supposed to be an artist's palette, which I could get behind,

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but they need the little grabby hole there to make it more obvious.

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Plus then it would look more like a P!

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What a missed opportunity.

